Chapter 2
Chapter Description: James decent into childhood continues
It was
the first night of Hanukkah, so after dinner and the lighting of the menorah,
they opened gifts. James felt bad he was
unable to give Lisa her gift as all her gifts had been in his suitcase. Still, Lisa gave James a package. He was expecting a couple of DVDs or maybe a
book. He was shocked when he opened it
to find a set of Superman Underoos. He
stammered a bemused, “Th, Thank you?” Lisa said, “I thought you’d look super
cute in them.”
Once
the gifts were opened, Janet said, “Bobby, time for your bath.” Bobby whined, “No baf. I wanna watch TV.” Janet said, “No. Bath now, then bed. You can watch TV in the morning.” “Pwease,
Mommy.”, Bobby whined. “I said no.”,
Janet said.
As
Janet and Bobby went upstairs, Lisa said to James, “Jimmy, you’ll need to take
a bath once the twins are done.” James asked,
“Why can’t I take a shower in the morning like I usually do?” Lisa replied, “You’re not tall enough to use
the showers here and there’s not enough hot water for everyone in the morning.”
An hour
or so later, the twins came downstairs after their bath wearing nothing but
GoodNites. Lisa said, “Let’s go upstairs
and I’ll draw you a bath.” James followed
her upstairs to the bathroom and saw a gigantic tub. You could comfortably fit 4 people his size
in it. Lisa started filling the tub and told
James, “Go ahead and get undressed.”
James took off his shirt and pants, but hesitated to pull off his
underwear. He though, « Why
do I feel so self-conscious? She’s my girlfriend, after all» So he finished
undressing.
Lisa told
him, “While this is filling, go ahead and try to potty.” James, preoccupied by his nudity, thought, «Potty?
Why can’t she just say go to the bathroom? » James, more than a little embarrassed, climbed
onto the toilet and after a couple of minutes did end up peeing. It didn’t even occur to him that he had just
gone peepee in front of his girlfriend, like a little boy.
When the tub
was full, Lisa said, “I’ve got this cream I want to rub on you. It’ll make your skin smooth and soft. It’ll also make it easier to give you a
blowjob.” James was thinking «What does
that mean? She’s never given me a
blowjob. Still, a blowjob is a good thing.
» So, he said, “Okay.” She got out this jar and began to rub him
down from nose to toe with this thick white cream. She said, “It’ll take about 10 minutes, why
don’t we go ahead and get you in the tub and I’ll be back to wash it off.” She helped him into the tub, gathered up his
clothes and left.
After a few
minutes sitting in the tub doing nothing, James noticed one of the twins’ bath
toys sitting on the side of the tub and grabbed it and started playing with it.
Just to keep himself occupied. He didn’t notice when, several minutes later,
Lisa returned. When he did, he
immediately put the toy down and got this sheepish grin on his face. She said, “Don’t stop, you looked really cute
and like you were having fun.”
Still wearing
that sheepish grin, he picks the toy back up and starts self-consciously
playing with it. After a couple of
minutes, Lisa said, “Let’s wash that cream off now.”
James was so
busy playing that it took him several seconds to realize that the area of his
chest she just washed was now hairless.
He yelled, “What did you do?” “I
told you this would make you smooth.”, Lisa said. “How is this supposed to make blowjobs
easier?”, Jimmy practically shrieked. “The
main thing I hate about giving blowjobs is getting pubic hair caught in my
teeth”, she stated. “So why didn’t you
just do my crotch? Why everywhere?”,
James said, still agitated, but not screaming.
“It would have looked silly to be smooth there and hairy everywhere
else.”, was Lisa’s response
At that moment
there was a knock on the door and Steve’s voice asking “Is everything all
right?” Jimmy thought «I don’t want her
family to see this. Or to know we’ve
been fighting. » “Everything’s fine”,
he called out. Lisa said, “Jimmy’s just
a little fussy right now.” Which earned
her a glare from James.
Lisa finished
washing the cream off and then washed James’s hair. After she’d gotten him out and dried off. James took a look at himself in the
mirror. “I look like a little kid.”, he
whined. “I don’t think you do”, Lisa
lied. “I think you look cute”, she
said. “And sexy.”, she added, lying
again. “But don’t worry, it’ll start growing
back in 4 to 6 weeks.”, she said. “4 to
6 weeks?”, James squeaked. “I can’t
believe you did this to me.”, Jimmy sullenly said, sulking.
Lisa, changing the subject, said, “You
need to get dressed.” She handed him the
Superman Underoos to put on. “Why can’t
I just put back on my clothes?”, he asked.
Lisa replied, “I took them down to the laundry. Besides, everyone will want to see you model your
gift.” Lisa smiled. “This is all you’ve got to wear, unless you’d
like to go downstairs all nakey.”, she teased.
Seeing no
other choice, Jimmy put on the childish underwear and reluctantly went downstairs.
Once he got
downstairs, he started watching TV, but a few minutes later, Janet told the
twins that they had 10 minutes before bedtime.
To his surprise, Jimmy started yawning and getting heavy-lided. Lisa noticed and told him he should go on to
bed. Lois told him, “You’re sleeping in
the same room as the twins on the other set of bunkbeds in there.”
Just as he’s
falling asleep, James mused, «I didn’t take a bath tonight. I was given a bath. What is going
on? »
