A Comedy of AR's (Book 2)

Chapter 16
CHAPTER 216 .......... Amnesia (Part Ten) Hooking Up With Starline

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CHAPTER  216

When I arrived back at the apartment, Sammantha got right to the point.

 

“How’d it go, sweety?”

 

I responded honestly.  “It went well, Mom.  I quit the football team and I fucked my Spanish teacher.”

 

“WHAT?!!” she burst out loudly.

 

I asked, “Mom, are you saying your ‘what!’ in relation to quitting the team or fucking my teacher?”

 

“Well both, Derrek, but let’s start with the teacher.  Tell me what happened.”

 

“Senorita Gato gave me a detention for coming late to class.  So when I went to serve the detention after school, she commented about how hot it was in her classroom and asked if I waned to take off my shirt.”

 

“Derrek, I’ve seen this movie before.  That little woman ignored my threats about molesting you and it looks like I’ve got to get my fishing knife now.”

 

That alamrned me.  “Oh no, Mom!  You can’t cut off her ‘pechas’ because, this time, I was the one who molested her.  I was the aggressor.

 

“Why would you do that, Derrek?”

 

“Mom, this is every school boy’s dream … to make it with a cute horny teacher … and since I’m technically an adult, there were no laws broken.  Besides, you wouldn’t let me fuck you on Friday, so I fucked my teacher today.”

 

“Did you really have sex with her?”

 

“Um … yeah.”

 

“I’ll bet you forgot to wear a condom.”

 

“It’s okay, Mom.  We were only doing sesenta y nueve.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“Sixty-nine in Spanish … Her mouth can’t get pregnant.”

 

“Don’t do this again, Derrek.  Eventually, you’re going to get into a lot of trouble and cost the senorita her job … And what about the football team?”

 

“I was inadvertently rude at lunch, I guess it was because I didn’t feel comfortable as the only adult sitting with a bunch of children.  So the short kid with the muscles asked me to sit at another table.”

 

“You mean Captain X?  How rude were you?”

 

“I kind of noted the ethnic diversity at our table … and I called them every racist and bigoted adjective I could think of.”

 

“And they didn’t beat you up?”

 

“Oh, I also called the Big-O morbidly obese, so he doesn’t like me either.  So Captain X socked me in the face … but he pulled his punch and warned me that next time he would break something.”

 

Sammantha took a deep breath.  I’m disappointed, Derrek.  Having amnesia doesn’t give your carte blanche to act like an asshole.”

 

“Well it’s only till Friday.  Then I leave that school forever and go back to adulthood without you in my life.”

 

“What about Madeline and Hoshiko?”

 

“Oh they don’t really like me very much either.”

 

“Why?  Were you rude to them too?”

 

“Well, maybe a little, but I did get a new girlfriend … Starline Valentine.  She likes me cuz she thinks I’m a bad boy.”

 

“She might be right.  But I don’t know why you’d want to hook up with her.  She’s the girl who yanked your penis when you were two years old and I was changing your diaper in the women’s rest room of a grocery store.  And she pierced your ear without asking permission.”

 

“Ooooooo, sounds like she’s a bad girl.  But we did have fun making out in the janitor’s closet after lunch.”

 

“Derrek, I’ll be amazed if you make it till Friday.  Did you have any memories return?”

 

“There were a couple, but only from my adult years.  Randy Pantz told me about how Sally kidnapped me.  And that girl was my last pizza delivery that I remember.  Then he told me that Mrs. Bullutis wanted me to suck her tits … and I remembered that she was the nude basketball player, Burlee Overshown.”

 

“Hmm … that’s not a lot of progress, Derrek.”

 

“So Sammantha, I mean, Mom.  Are you still going to keep your end of the deal and leave my apartment on Friday night.”

 

“Yes, but we’ll probably have to tell the principal that your brain injury will prevent you from returning to school.  Derrek, I’ll still be around to help you if you want … and if by chance you regain your memories, I would hope that you’ll give me a call.”

“Sure, Mom, but for now, my mind is made up.  I’m through being a child, even if I have to go back to my ‘loser’ job.”

 

“Can you give me a hug, sweety?  I’ll miss you.”

 

“Sure, Mom.”

 

 

 

Tuesday was much less eventful than Monday.  I didn’t do much talking and no one cared to talk to me.  In second period Spanish class, Senorita Gato gave me a wink of an eye but no more was said about our tryst from the day before.

 

At lunch time, I ate alone, but as agreed, I ducked out of the cafeteria and met Starline at the janitor’s closet.  She removed her top so I could play with her boobs again.  For twelve years old, I’d describe her boobs as delightful.  They were such a perfect size for my ‘boy’ hands, and I gently massaged them in a circle.  Her chest slowly heaved in and out.  This was so forbidden.  I felt evil but satisfied and felt a ‘rise’ down below.  Then she quickly took down my pants and underpants in one fell swoop.  She knelt down and went to work on my ‘boyhood’.

 

She squeezed, pulled, and sucked till the hardness increased … then switched to giving me strictly a hand job.

 

“I want to see it explode, she whispered to me … and she sped up her piston like motion while I sped up my breathing.  In another minute, she got what she wanted.

 

This time, I had to whisper ‘No,no,no,no,no’ so others in the hallway wouldn’t hear us.  I squirted seven times.

 

“Wow, that is so cool,” she noted.  “It’s like a volcano.”

 

“Yeah, just add vinegar to baking soda.”  (like the typical class science project.)

 

Since we were in a janitor’s closet, she grabbed some paper towels and cleaned me up quickly so we could head out to fifth period Health class.

 

“Hey, I have an idea, Derrek,” she commented as we walked together down the hallway.

 

“Yeah?  What’s that?”  I replied.

 

“Let’s ditch eighth period study hall today and walk over to the mall and hang out.”

 

“You don’t think we’ll get caught?” I asked her.

 

“No, we’ll leave out the back door of the school.  And Scarry Harry doesn’t really take attendance anymore at study hall.”

 

It didn’t take me long to make a decision.  “Okay, Starline, count me in.”

 

In Health class, Coach Bimbo briefly checked in with me.  “Any update with you and Sammantha?”

 

“No,” I answered.  “I made it through the whole day without getting spanked.”

 

“Well, that’s encouraging.”

 

 

 

In seventh period Biology class, my lab partner, Hoshiko, had little to say to me.  I guess I hurt her feelings pretty bad.  But as soon as class ended, Starline and I made a ‘breakout’ through the back door of the school and set off for the mall.

 

The Walden Galleria Mall was only about a twenty minute walk from the school and it really felt like we had extra ‘freedom’ by ditching school and getting away with it.

 

The center area of the mall had a lot of small shops and mini-boutiques on wheels.  One of them sold all kinds of snacks.  Starline gave me an elbow and said, “When the guy is ringing up another customer we’ll each grab a small bag of chips and move on.  Just put it under your shirt.”

 

That was not what I came here for.  “Starline, that’s shoplifting.  You said we were just going to hang out.”

 

“Don’t be a baby, Derrek.  These are just tiny bags and the guy will never miss it.  It’s simple and he won’t catch us.”

 

Starline didn’t realize that ‘Don’t be a baby’ are very provocative words to me.  Still, I wanted her to like me for being a ‘bad boy’ and this snack stand looked like an easy mark.  It wasn’t like stealing a car.

 

When Starline made her move, I walked up after her and made mine.  It was simple.  The guy never even turned around to look at us.  We strolled away scott free and after fifty feet, we opened our bags and started munching on our chips.

 

“You’re right, Starline.  This was easy.”

 

“Derrek, stop eating and keep your head down.  Walk faster.  There’s a security guard walking in our direction.”

 

This was just what I didn’t need.  We made tracks to go around him, but he mirrored our steps.  Then he stopped a few feet in front of us and asked, “What are you two kids doing?  Where are your parents?”

 

Starline made a casual remark, “Oh, it’s okay, officer … We were just leaving.”

 

We turned around and walked right into the path of a second security officer.  He asked, “Did you kids pay for those chips?”

 

Starline waved a hand.  “Oh we just thought they were giving out free samples, today.”

 

The girl couldn’t talk her way out of this one … Then the first officer grabbed my right wrist.  The second officer grabbed Starline’s left.  We were nabbed.  I had never before stolen anything in my life.  This was really scarry, and I can just imagine the flak I’ll get when Sammantha has to come get me.

 

We were taken to a back room in the mall security office where they first asked for our names.  One of the guards took our two small bags of potato chips and put them on a shelf.

 

“Don’t eat the evidence, please,” he advised us.  We’ll be back in a few minutes to get the names and phone numbers of your parents.

 

I wasn’t going to blame Starline for our predicament.  I was a willing participant so I just sat and brooded.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, Sammantha noted that I did not come home with the late bus, so she called our policeman friend, George Justice and told him the situation.

 

“Hold on, Sammantha.  Let me check the internet blotter and see if anything pops up.”

 

“George, I’m worried about Derrek because he has amnesia from a football concussion and he hasn’t been acting his normal self.”

 

“That’s too bad, Sammantha, and … hold on a second … Yeah, I see his name now.  He got picked up by mall security for shoplifting.”

 

“He went there to steal?  This kid is going from bad to worse.”

 

“Sammantha, meet me at the security office … Walden Galleria.”

 

 

 

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