Beavis and Butt-head visit with mad doctor Leo

Chapter 1
Uh Huh-Huh! You said...

Chapter Description: The boys come to a conclusion about potty training.

Beavis and Butt-head were watching MTV and making what they thought were satanic symbols while whipping their heads violently back and forth to the music. The video ended and a Pampers commercial came on showing a young child proudly putting on a set of Easy Ups and showing how much of a big kid they were.

Beavis watched the child intently as it modeled the undergarment. A Light bulb dimly lit up above his head and fizzled out.

“Those babies have it made, wearing Pampers and not going to the bathroom and stuff!”

“Heheheheh, you said Pampers” chortled Butt-head.

“Shut up, fartknocker! You’re probably wearing them right now!”

“You shut up or I’ll kick your ass, buttmunch!” Butt-head threatened Beavis with his fist.

“Just think about it, you could watch TV all day and stuff and not go to the toilet!”

“Uh, that’d be … kewl!” said Butt-head as his brain finally turned on “Maybe we should go get some.”

“Okay, let’s go!”

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The two went to the local grocery store and proceeded to go to the baby aisle.

“Um, Beavis? There’s a lot of diapers here, which ones should we get?” puzzled Butt-head.

“Look for Pampers ones.” Beavis could only think of the Product he’d just recently seen on TV. 

Beavis looked at the bags of diapers and did his best, but his literacy being severely limited, looked at the pictures of babies and toddlers instead. A bag of Goodnites bedwetting underwear size XL caught his eye.

“Like these?” he held up the package.

“I don’t know, why don’t you try one?” Beavis asked honestly.

“Shut up, butt wipe! I’m not gonna show my dick to everybody in the store!”

“Just ask to go to the toilet and try one on in there.”

The two went to the restroom in the back of the store and put on the undergarment.

“They’re like really comfy underwear,” observed Beavis.

“Yeah, we don’t even need to wear our shorts with these babies on.” agreed Butt-head.

After walking out of the store with Butt-head carrying the opened package, the two walked towards their house and encountered Daria who was going to the library.

She tried to ignore them but Butt-head thought Daria was kind of cute and said hello.

“Um, hi Daria. Whatcha doing?” asked a slightly shy Butt-head.

Daria mentally shrugged her shoulders and resigned herself to a conversation with the morons. Hopefully, it wouldn’t be too long.

“Hello Butt-head, hi Beavis, I’m just off to the library,” she said holding up a book and hoping that would be the end of the conversation.

“Say, Daria, what do you think of our new pants? Don’t they look, um, spiffy?” Beavis used a special word to show how smart he was and impress her.

“Yes, the Spider-Man on yours and The Hulk on Beavis show very good fashion taste,” Daria said sarcastically.

“Yeah, like RAWWRRR! I’m the Hulk and stuff!” said Beavis as he struck an action pose that caused Daria to suppress a laugh at the ridiculous contrast of a small skinny-armed teenager attempting to portray a buff, well-built green muscular gamma-irradiated monster.

Butt-head didn’t like seeing Beavis attempting to get attention from Daria and started to beat him up.

“I’m gonna kick your ass, Beavis!” he said as his fist flew. The two joined in a fight that let Daria slip away while their attention was off her. She quickly moved down the street out of sight and disappeared.

“Trying to get my girl, huh? I’ll show you!” an angry Butt-head sat on top of Beavis and pulled his fist back to hit Beavis' face hard.

“What girl? She’s gone!” said Beavis as he held up his hands to try to stop Butt-head’s fist from landing.

Butt-head looked around and realized that Beavis was right. The fight drained out of him and he got off  Beavis. The two continued their way home with no thought of what just happened.

“She thought our pants were kewl! Uh, huh-huh-huh!” muttered an amused Butt-head.

“Heh-heh, yeah! Heh-heh-heh-heh!”