Beavis and Butt-head visit with mad doctor Leo

Chapter 2
Hello chaos my old friend...

Chapter Description: The boys use their new toy.

Beavis and Butt-head resumed their watching of MTV videos. “Barely alive! Barely alive!” yelled Beavis as Butt-head bobbed his head forwards and backward in a violent manner. Which was strange, because the music didn’t have those lyrics in them.

A commercial came on with a scientist-looking person in a lab coat at center stage. Beavis watched intently as the scientist presented his spiel for lab rat volunteers.

“We need brave people to experience our experimental device that could be the answer to one of humanity's greatest problems!” he enthused while holding up a small silver-colored box and brandishing it energetically. He never did say what the device was for or what humanity's greatest problems were.

“So come on down and bring your pull-ups and diapers because you’ll need them! 100 dollars will be paid to each lab r-, er, volunteer.” the commercial ended and a phone number flashed up on the screen. Butt-head dialed it and an operator picked up.

“Hello, Fly by Night industries! How may I help you today?” asked the voice.

“We’d like to get the 100 dollars,” said Butt-head.

“Okay, just come down to the lab at Vine and 3rd,” said the voice “All you need do is sign up and we’ll perform tests and give you your money after,” Butt-head said okay and hung up.

“Hey, ass munch, why’d you do that?” asked a peeved Beavis.

“Because, dumb ass, they’re paying 100 dollars each. We can, um, get lots of stuff with that.”

“100 dollars! Why didn’t you say so, peckerwood? I’d show my dong to people on the street for that money!”

“Shut up, butt monkey! We need to get our asses down there pronto!”

“We should change our pull-ups first, mines getting real soggy,” said Beavis.

“Good idea. Mine’s smelling bad too.”

After a change and remembering the street address given over the phone, the two found themselves at the Fly By Night lab. They entered and approached the front desk.

The receptionist looked over the two teens and her gaze lingered a little while on their Goodnites.

“Welcome! I see that you’re ready for the experiment. Just sign here on this clipboard” she said as she held it up for the two.

“How’s it hanging, Toots?” asked an interested Beavis.

“Shut up, Beavis. We need to sign the, um, clit board here.”

“Eh heh-heh-heh-heh. You said ‘clit’!” bemused Beavis.

“Just shut up and sign!”

“Okay, here!” Beavis bit his tongue while he concentrated on spelling out his name. “B-e-e-v-i-s. Beavis.”

Butt-head signed his name. The receptionist made a call and hung up the phone.

“Since you’re the first, you can be seen right away, just follow me.” she guided the pair into a hallway and then a large lab full of beakers and sciency stuff. There, they met with Leo, the mad scientist.

“Welcome, welcome! Good to see that we have brave people who are willing to test out our new invention!” smarmed the scientist. “Just have a seat over there and we’ll get right to it!”

The boys sat down on a pair of office chairs. No sooner had they sat down when the bright lights of a nearby device caught the eyes of Beavis.

“What do you think that is?” said Beavis with a point. He got up and Butt-head followed him.

The stainless steel device had a label that said it was an immolation box. There was a platform underneath it with a dead rat on it.

“It says im-immo-immol, imoloader on it,” said Butt-head.

“There’s a red button. I wonder what happens if I push it?” Beavis held out his index finger over the button.

“Go ahead, let's see what it does”

Beavis pushed the button just as Leo was coming with his handheld device. As he looked over to where the boys were and saw that they were about to push the experimental carcass immolation machine, he placed the device on one of the chairs and hurried over to where they were.

“Wait, boys! That device isn’t ready for testing yet!” he cautioned but was too late. Beavis pressed the button and a bright light lit up the rat carcass. The effect was that the carcass smoked and then caught on fire.

Leo made a quick detour to get a fire extinguisher as Butt-head said “That was so cool!” while they walked back to the chairs.

“What do you think this is?” asked Beavis as he picked up the device. It was silver and had a pair of red and blue buttons on it. There were no other markings or labels on it to say what it was.

“I don’t know, just don’t point it at me,” said Butt-head.

Leo had just put out the blaze in the immolation machine, he put down the fire extinguisher and looked back over to where the boys were standing. Beavis had his device and it was pointed at him!”

“Put that down, please!” said a worried Leo. “It’s very delicate.”

Beavis pressed the red button as Leo approached them and Leo shrank down to a small boy while walking out of his shoes, socks, pants, and underwear. His lab coat dragged the ground and his shirt was flopping over his chubby little feet.

“Whoa! What did you do, Beavis?” said a surprised Butt-head “He turned into a little kid!”

“I just pressed the button on this remote. This is cool!”

“Let’s go out and play with this thing. It should be lots of fun!”

The two left the lab as Leo tried to catch up with them. He tripped on his shirt as he tried to speed up and called out “Wait! That’s not a toy!”

Beavis hit the receptionist with a press of the device’s red button and she shrank down to a toddler.

“This is just too kewl!” said Butt-head as they left the lab and walked down the street.