Justice League: Little League

Chapter 4
Epilogue

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Chapter Description: Epilogue

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"So Redusa was a renegade Amazon?" Kid Flash asked as his mentor paced a bit stiffly around the Justice League meeting room.

"That’s why her weapons didn’t work on women," Flash answered. "Apparently, she was only planning to target men."

"Thankfully, I was able to fog the photos they took of us with my x-ray vision," Superman commented.

"And I’ve erased the memories of what happened from Redusa’s villain ’clients’ with my power ring," Green Lantern continued.

"Jumping Jazzbos, what a nutty story!" Justice League mascot Snapper Carr snapped his fingers in delight. "Wait’ll I write it up in my JLA casebook!"

"We’d... rather you didn’t, Snapper," Green Arrow laid a hand on the teen’s shoulder. "The less people who know about this, the better."

"Yeah, I can understand why you wouldn’t want it getting around!" Jimmy Olsen smiled, then wilted under the heroes’ glares. "Um, Lois Lane and I both agreed we wouldn’t publish the story either."

"We’re holding onto this, though," Batman added, producing one of Redusa’s silver wands. "Wonder Woman says it’s a blend of Amazon science and magic." He handed it to Robin.

"Um," Robin handled it gingerly before passing it to Aqualad.

"It... It doesn’t still work, does it?"

Aquaman answered. "Wonder Woman said she’d examine it more thoroughly when she gets back from taking Redusa to Transformation Island."

"That’s the Amazon prison island, right?" Speedy asked. "I think Wonder Girl said she was going along."

"So were all the heroines involved in the case," Aqualad said as he studied the wand. He passed it to Jimmy Olsen. "Mera, Miss Arrowette, Supergirl, Lois Lane, Batwoman... Mera invited Aquagirl and I think Batwoman even said she was taking her niece Bat-Girl along."

"Then we’re all going to meet here when they get back," Batman nodded.

"I’m just relieved the ladies didn’t arrive until after we’d resumed our proper sizes and dressed," Superman commented.

"Yeah, I can imagine!" Jimmy Olsen laughed. "Turned into a little kid, shrunk down to five inches tall, and running around stark naked with a feather tickling your bare behind! Then getting bare-bottom spankings in front of all your arch-enemies! Boy, that must’ve been humiliating!"

The heroes reddened. "We’d... rather not talk about it."

The boys nodded, exchanging looks and trying not to giggle.

"But you have to admit, Aquaman, you did look pretty funny!" Aqualad snickered.

Kid Flash took the wand from Jimmy Olsen. "I’ll bet they did. Gosh, I wish we could’ve seen it!"

Suddenly, all the Justice Leaguers disappeared. The six teens looked around the room before hearing the squeaking voices on the table beneath them.

"WOO-HOO-HOO! YEE-HEE-HEE! Oh NO!"

"YAH-HAH-HAH! Not AGAIN!"

Aqualad, Jimmy Olsen, Robin, Speedy, Kid Flash, Aqualad, and Snapper Carr goggled at the sight of their mentors once again shrunk to five inches tall, regressed to eight year old boys, and dancing about furiously as feathers tickled their still red bare backsides.

"Oh, NO!" Kid Flash swallowed, torn between shocked horror and hilarity. "Is that... Is that you?"

"In the... YII-HII-HII! ...flesh!" Green Arrow angrily replied.

"Great... KEE-HEE-HOH! ...Great Krypton!" Superman exclaimed, hopping from one foot to the other. "The... WEE-HEE-HEE! ...wand must still have some... PEE-HEE-HEE! ...power left!"

"No... YAH-HAH-HAH! ...kidding!" Green Lantern pouted.

"Well, wait’re we gonna... DOO-HOO-HOO! ...do?" Aquaman wailed miserably.

"The... GEE-HEE-HEE! ...girls will be here soon!" Flash squealed. "We... KEE-KEE-KEE! ...can’t let them see us like this!"

"WOO-HOO-HOO! Quick, boys!" Batman looked up at the teens. "One of... YOO-HOO-HOO! ...you has to change us back!"

"Yeah!" Green Lantern piped. "And... MEE-HEE-HEE! ...make it snappy! We’ve had... YEE-HEE-HEE! ...enough of this for one day!"

The teen heroes stared down at the little heroes hopping about indignantly, little bald nubs of preadolescent genitalia flopping back and forth as they glared angrily up at them, and burst into laughter.

"Sizzling jets! They did get spanked!" Kid Flash exclaimed. "Look how red they are back there!"

"Holy Hannah!" Snapper giggled. "That must sting!"

"This isn’t... FEE-HEE-HEE! ...funny!" Batman raged in his tiny peep. "Change us... BEE-HEE-HEE! ...back!"

Robin picked up the wand and looked slyly at the others. "Well, guys. You think we should?"

He handed the wand to Jimmy Olsen. "Well, I don’t know..." Jimmy smiled, stroking his chin. "After all, Superman’s always warning me not to fool with alien technology..."

Snapper struggled to stifle a laugh. "Well, it might not be so cool. We might make matters worse. Maybe we should wait until the girls get here and let them fix it."

"WHAT?" All six little heroes exclaimed in unison, their tiny chests heaving with indignation.

Snapper passed the wand to Speedy. "And after all, Wonder Woman does know more about the wand than we do..."

He passed the wand to Aqualad, who shook his head. "Nah, we should make them big again." The little heroes breathed sighs of relief. "It must be so humiliating for them. Imagine if we were stuck like that!"

Suddenly, the six conference room chairs were now empty. And six more stark naked five-inch-tall eight year olds were hopping and squealing on the tabletop, little bald nubs exposed to the world as feathers assaulted their lily white rumps.

"Oh... YEE-HEE-HEE! ...No! Oh... WHO-HOO-HOO! ...NO!"

Jimmy Olsen squeaked in horror.

"Now... LEE-HEE-HEE! ...Look what you did!" Robin fumed, his pudgy little rump jiggling back and forth.

"This... DEE-HEE-HOO! ...This definitely ain’t hip!" Snapper squealed, doing the most frentic twist he’d ever danced.

"GEE-GEE-GEE! Gosh, guys! I didn’t... MEE-HEE-HEE! ...mean to!" Aqualad wailed sadly, his pale backside whirling in little circles.

The Justice Leaguers folded their arms, glaring at their shrunken sidekicks. "Not so... WHO-HOO-HOO! ...funny anymore, is it?"

"Well, what are we gonna... WHO-HOO-HOO! ...do?" Kid Flash wailed, his scrawny behind twitching back and forth.

"We’re gonna... YII-HEE-HEE! ...die of embarrassment!" Speedy peeped. He turned toward the Justice Leaguers. "Why didn’t... YOO-HOO-HOO! ...you warn us this could happen?"

Green Arrow shouted back. "Well... WEE-HEE-HEE! ...why weren’t you more.. KEE-HEE-HEE! ...careful?"

"Yeah!" Green Lantern responded. "WHA-HOO-HO! If you... GEE-HEE-HEE! ...guys hadn’t tried to be cute..."

"I’ve got a... YEE-HEE-HEE! ...good mind to wring your neck right here!" Batman squealed.

"Go ahead and... TEE-HEE-HEE! ...try it, peewee!" Robin responded angrily, looking Batman straight in the eye. "In... YEE-HEE-HII! ...case you haven’t noticed, you’re... NEE-HEE-HEE! ...no bigger than us now!"

"Yeah!" Jimmy Olsen peeped, shoving Superman. "And... YEE-HEE-HEE! ...you don’t have your.. WHO-HOO-HOO! ...super-powers anymore! You’re... HEE-HEE-HEE! ...no stronger than us now!"

"Oh... WEE-HOO-HOO! ...yeah!" Superman reddened. "Powers or no, I... HOO-HOO-HOO! ...can still... YAH-HAH-HEE! ...kick your... GEE-HEE-HEE! ...freckled little behind!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Why, you..."

"Come on... GEE-GOO-HOO! ...guys! Let’s... GAH-HAH-HAH! ...get ’em!"

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A few minutes later, Wonder Woman and the other heroines arrived at the headquarters. They looked down at the conference table at a very strange sight: Six tiny red-rumped figures wrestling and punching six tiny white-rumped figures, all squealing threats and laughing as feathers tickled their red and white areas.

"What... What..." Supergirl covered her mouth to stifle a giggle. "What’s going on?"

"We’ll soon find out," Wonder Woman said, striding to the table and picking up the wand. "Bottoms up!"

The twelve boys were pulled apart, seperated into their two groups, as they floated, rump-first, in midair, the feathers still in place.

The Amazon smirked. "Can’t leave you boys alone for a moment, can I?"

Batwoman stared at the tiny, squirming figures. "So, who’s who?"

"Oh, that’s Robin!" Bat-Girl exclaimed, pointing at the furiously blushing little figure desperately clenching his legs together to hide his privates while his chubby exposed behind wiggled uncontrollably. "I’d recognize that butt anywhere!" She chucked the tiny, squirming boy under the chin. "Nice tanlines, Boy Wonder!"

"Aw... KEE-HEE-HEE! ...cut it out, Bette!" Robin whimpered. "This is so... YEE-HEE-HEE! ...embarrassing!"

"Oh, and there’s Aqualad!" Aquagirl cooed. "Oh, look at him wiggling around! He looks like a little beached goldfish!"

"The... FEE-HEE.HOO! ...The feather’s t-tickling... YEE-HOO-HOO!" Aqualad dissolved in mortification.

"They... HOO-HOO-HOO! ...started it!" Superman fumed as he felt Lois and his cousin’s eyes on him.

"Robin? Kid Flash? Aqualad? Speedy?" Wonder Girl examined each of the mortified little heroes in amazement. "This is a side of you I’ve never seen before!"

"Funny! FEE-HEE-HEE! Very funny!" Speedy crossed his arms, blushing.

"You... HOO-HOO-HOO! ...You know we’ve been... DEE-HEE-HEE! ...de-aged, right?" Kid Flash asked anxiously. "We’re usually... HEE-HEE-HEE! ...a lot more built than this!"

"So," Wonder Woman continued. "Do you want to tell us what happened here?"

In angry, high-pitched peeps broken by squeals of laughter, the twelve little heroes explained the events of the past few minutes while the ladies looked on, trying hard, then not so hard, then not at all to hide their amusement.

"Well, that’s some story!" Miss Arrowette chuckled.

"Indeed," Mera smiled. "It sounds like you’ve all been very bad boys!"

"Yeah... HEE-HEE-HEE! ...Hilarious!" Green Lantern fumed. "Honestly, you’ve... WHO-HOO-HOO! ...had your laugh! Now make us... BEE-HEE-HEE! ...big again!"

"Oh, we will, we will," Supergirl nodded. "But I think you all need to be taught a little lesson first."

The boys paled under their blushes. "Whuh-What do you mean?"

Wonder Woman grinned. "I think I concur." She wiggled Redusa’s wand.

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"Hey! OW! Come on! OW!" Green Lantern raged, his little legs kicking in the air as his little bottom jiggled. "Come on, you’ve... OW! ...had your laugh! OW! Let us down! OW!"

"You can’t... OW! ...DO this to us!" Green Arrow peeped furiously. "Blast it! OW!"

"Darn it! OW!" Superman raged. "You girls let us down right now! OW!

"OW! This... OW! ...joke has gone... OW! far enough!" Aquaman raged in his most threatening squeak. "You stop this right now! OW!"

A few seconds later, Aqualad added. "Please? OW!"

The twelve little figures still hung suspended in a row, cheek to cheek, over the conference room table, fuming indignantly and bright red on both ends as small paddles made of solid energy soundly spanked their upturned bare behinds.

"I was... OW! ...right! OW!" Snapper howled. His backside, like those of the other teen heroes, was now just as blazing as the Leaguers. "It does sting! A lot! OW!"

"We’ll... OW! ...never live this down!" Speedy shouted. "We’ll never... OW! ...be able to show our faces again!"

"Why not?" giggled Wonder Girl. "You’re showing everything else!"

"Really! OW!" Kid Flash tried to explain. "I’ve got chest hair and everything! OW!"

"Shut up, Wally... OW!" Flash growled. "OW!"

"Aw, come on... OW! ...girls," Robin whimpered. "Have a... OW! ...heart! You’ve already... OW! ...had your peek!"

The ladies exchanged looks.

Wonder Woman smiled. "What do you think, ladies?"

The heroines pondered a moment, then shook their heads. The paddling continued, harder than ever.

"What are we... OW! ...gonna do? OW!" Jimmy Olsen simpered. "What are we... OW! ...going to... OW! ...do?"

"Under the... OW!" Batman started again. "Under the circumstances... OW! ...there’s only one thing... OW! ...we can do!"

The others looked over at him. "What’s... OW! ...that?"

In response, Batman closed his eyes, his lower lip trembling. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WAAAAAA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OW! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

The little heroes looked at one another, contemplating their own and each others’ blazing rear ends, the paddles smacking their increasingly tender flesh, and the ladies looking up at them.

Then they nodded. "He’s right."

"WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

WAAAAAAAAAA!!! OW!"

"WAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

WAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"OW!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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