Super Mario Bros. - The Old Story

Chapter 1
Introduction

When I was three years old, as a reward for teaching myself how to read, my parents continually dumped Mead brand spiral notebooks onto me. Blue, pink, green, black. I loved them. The promise of a blank page was exhilarating even then. But I didn’t start writing proper fiction until I was four. “The Boy Who Found the Lucky Star” was the first story I ever wrote. Since it was the 80s, it was followed by five sequels.

Then came AR. I wrote my first age regression story in 1989, when I was five years old. It spawned two sequels of its own. For the first time on the internet, the complete “Super Mario Bros. - The Old Story” trilogy is available, practically revision-free. (When I was that age, I didn’t understand thatyouhadtoputspacesinbetweenwords, AND I DIDN’T KNOW LOWERCASE LETTERS EXISTED. These are the only modifications I have made to the original texts.)

It may be April Fool’s Day, but I’m dead-ass serious: This shit is real. They’re AR, they’re fanfics, and the blue Mead spiral notebook from whence these stories came still exists. Now you’ll see what happens when you hand a pen to a kid obsessed with diapers.