Rest & Relaxation

Chapter 6
Epilogue

“Peter, we’re going to be late!”

It was like this every morning. Every morning! He was so busy now: being Spiderman, being Peter Parker, and now, the long-term caretaker for his once girlfriend Mary Jane Watson. The wedding would have to wait at least six years now, as at a mere 12 years, there would be no way for them to get back together.

“Come on, the bus is going to be on the corner any second! Hey, it’s not my fault that the artifact messed up everyone’s ages in there! Ms. Marvel looks like a grandmother now, and that Yamamoto bitch is in diapers. You should be so lucky I came out a tween.”

“Yes, dear.” Said Peter, spreading peanut butter on white bread for her school lunch. “Sorry, this is something I never thought I would have to deal with. It’s like the vulture all over again, except you’re much cuter.”

“Ew, thanks for the comparison.”

Peter stopped his vicious smile, concealing his frustration for having to be a babysitter for the first time since he was growing up in Queens.

“I’m sorry, MJ. It’s just hard to go from cuddling up to your D-cups to buying you training bras at the department store.”

“Hey, tiger. I think I’m due to move up to an A-cup any day now” she said motioning to her conical developing mounds within her tight shirt.

“We’ll have to wait another good six years for that, honey.”

With a quick kiss on the cheek, Peter handed MJ her lunchbox, and she stumbled out the door back to school. Throwing the dishtowel over his shoulder, Peter felt accomplished on getting through another morning, and having the whole afternoon to be alone.

Well, almost alone.

“Oh, Peter?”

It was the familiar siren song from the door. Peter walked over and found nothing, until he looked up and saw the Black Cat slowly slide down and kiss him upside down, passionately. Peter pulled her inside the apartment. Felicia was restored to exactly the right age, a rarity from the egg’s explosion that seemed to leave everyone in the wrong place. But there she was, fully developed, dead sexy, and completely ready to pounce on Peter Parker, her old flame. With MJ out of the way at school, they always had long mornings to themselves.

“Oh my dear Peter, we both know six years is just too long to wait.”