Superman: The Other Crybaby of Metropolis

Chapter 2
Variation 2

Chapter Description: Lois Lane's REAL Revenge On Superman

"If I drink this youth potion, I’ll have back all those years I’ve wasted waiting for you, Superman!" Lois Lane removed the stopper from the bottle the old alchemist had given her. "I’ll be young again and free to start a new life!" She lifted the bottle to her lips.

"Lois! Don’t!" Superman grabbed her wrist. The bottle fell from her grip, splashing all over him. Instantly, he began to dwindle, his costume billowing around him as he shrank. Within moments, there was a bewildered young boy in an outsized costume where the Man of Steel had stood.

"What... What..." The rejuvenated Superman look up at a shocked Lois towering over him, then down at himself. "Oh no! The youth potion worked on me! I’ve become a child! And... And..." Adjusting his sagging outfit, he leapt a couple of inches in the air, trying to fly, and fell back to the ground. "And it’s somehow cancelled out my super-powers!"

"So..." Lois Lane smiled. "You’re not super anymore, eh? And you’re kid-sized..." The smile got wider. "Or should I say... spanking sized?"

Little Superman gulped, backing away from an advancing Lois. "Now... Now, wait a minute, Lois! You... You wouldn’t... I mean you couldn’t! I... I..."

He broke out in a run, quickly tripping over his now oversized boots as Lois easily lifted him by his cape. Moments later, divested of his garments, a naked, no-longer Superboy was being soundly paddled on his no-longer invulnerable bare bottom.

"OW! Lois, come on! OW! You can’t DO this to me! OW!"

"Pipe down, shrimp!" A smirking Lois commanded. "After I get tired, I might consider giving you the antidote! Or maybe I’ll march you down to see Jimmy and Lana!"

Superman howled. "OW! OW! OOOWWWWWWW!!!"