ONCE . . . TWICE . . . THREE TIMES A BABY

Chapter 1
SMELLS OF HOME SWEET HOME

Chapter Description: Introduction to an adorable family. Mummy Jennie, Little Girl Frannie and Baby Jamesy

To my inspiration . . . . Jen Jen, you are kind, beautiful and a great friend. You will be a great Mummy one day and I wish I could tell you how I felt.

Frannie . . . I never forget our chats about being young and being happier in nappies and we would be great as children together.

I love you both with all my heart.

Baby Jamesy

xxx

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It was a warm spring morning in Suburban London. There was a gentle breeze in this leafy suburb as Jennie looked out the window across her large garden. Too many people, Jennie had it all! She was a beautiful petite woman, standing no more than 5ft 4in, she had long blonde hair and was stunning. She had a great job as freelance magazine writer, which paid a very good wage and meant she could spend more time with her husband. She had it all and knew it!

As she continued to wash up a smile came across her face as she realised how happy she was. Jennie listened to the sounds coming from the back room. The TV was on and without listening too hard she could tell it was cartoons . . . she guessed it was either The Disney Channel or Nickelodeon. Jennie finished drying her plate and walked into the back room to see what her 2 beautiful young children were up to. Her daughter Frannie looked up for a second as her mummy walked into the room and then her attention returned to the TV. Frannie was a beautiful little girl with her cute blonde hair in pigtails and she was wearing a cute pink and white checked school dress and even though she was probably to old to do it she sucked her thumb. It was however not all as it seemed as Frannie was actually 1-year older than her Mummy as a cute and fresh faced 29-year old girl.

Jennie’s attention was alerted by a loud fart and as she turned her head to see her adorable baby boy James smile and coo at her from his playpen. Jennie smiled and laughed at her baby boy realising that he had just done his morning poo. Baby James laughed babyishly as his pampers nappy expanded with baby poop, he plonked himself done on his soiled nappy and looked up at his mummy. His Mummy looked down at her cute baby boy who as well as wearing his nappy had an adorable pink baby onsie on and a white dummy in his mouth. As with his sister, Baby James was not all as he seemed, he was in fact 3-months older than his mummy which made Jennie, the youngest person in the room. As well as Jennie being Baby Jamesy’s (as he was known to his big sister) mummy she was also his wife.

Jennie smiled and said in ‘babytalk’ in the way that all parents and adults talk to their babies and young children ‘awww Jamesy . . . does Jamesy need his smelly nappy changed? Does he? Yes he does’. Jamesy laid on his back and gurgled babyishly back at his gorgeous mummy as Jennie pushed her adorable baby boy onto his changing mat and startled to undo his pink onsie before getting her hands on his third dirty nappy of the day. Jamesy’s big sister Frannie looked over and smiled her baby brother before once again losing her train of thought and looked back at her cartoon while sucking her thumb and cuddling her teddy.

To the three of them . . . it was just another perfectly normal day in Paradise.

To be continued . . .