Chris, Aliens, Show

Chapter 1
Chris applies

Chapter Description: Chris a 21 year old who is uneployed and still lives at home with his mother applies for a TV Gig that sounds to good to be true

Chris was a 21 year old lazy fat ass who was looking for an easy alternative to work and lived with his mother. Since Chris didn’t work he was home usually watching TV or on the computer. So one day while online he went on Randy’s Check-List which was a site that had Jobs listing and other items. Chris went on and looked under TV/Movies. Chris knew there wasn’t going to be any roles that fit his image because he went on every day. But today his luck changed.

He saw an ad that said, “Local TV show seeking young adults who still live with a single mother.”

Chris then turned his head and saw that it was in his area in fact it was in the mall. Chris then saved the listing and waited for his mother to come home.

When she did Chris asked, “Hey mom could you drive me to the mall I think I found an acting job that would be perfect for me.”

His mother tired but knowing that her son needed to get a job said, “Ok come on where is it?”

Chris got his shoes on and said, “It’s not far its being held at the mall.”

His mother grabbed her car keys and said, “Ok let’s go.”

Chris got in the passenger seat and they drove to the mall.

When they got to the mall Chris got out but his mother said, “Don’t forget we meet back in the front in an hour.”

Chris still walking said, “Ok.”

Chris walked into the mall and looked around then he found the place they set up a booth in the middle of the mall.

Chris walked up and saw a women there and said, “Hi is this the audition for the young adults who still live with a single mother.”

The lady said, “Yes it is. Are you interested?”

Chris with excitement in his voice said, “Absolutely.”

The lady grabbed a clip board that had some papers attached and said, “Ok go behind the curtain and fill the questionnaire out. Then someone will meet with you.”

Chris grabbed the board and went in. To his surprise there where allot of people there. Chris sat down knowing that everyone had an equal chance. Then he started to fill the paperwork out.

At first it was basic question like Name, Address phone number, appearance history. Then there were some weird ones like; is your mother nurturing? Would you rather live with or without your parents? Do you still wet the bed? Do you know what infantilism is? There were some others that where as weird

Chris looked at the questions and didn’t want to give away but he had a secret that he did know a little about infantilism and yes he still wet the bed and yes he would love to live with his mother forever.

After he finished the questions he brought the clipboard back and the secretary said, “Very good now you can go back and sit and wait.”

After thirty minutes a man in a black suit came in and said, “Thank you for your interest everyone except Chris can go.”

Everyone left except Chris who was curious as to what the show would be. The man in black walked over to Chris and said, “Come with me I have to ask you a few questions.”

Chris said, “Okay.”

The man lifted the curtain and walked out Chris followed. The man walked into a store that’s windows where covered. Chris walked in and the man went into a room. Chris followed.

The man said, “You have passed the first part now sit down.”

Chris not seeing any harm sat down. The man went to a table and took off a sheet that was covering something. The man revealed baby stuff.

He held something up and said, “We are going to do a identification test can you name this object?”

Chris said, “A diaper.”

Then put it down and grabbed another Chris said, “A pacifier.”

The man nodded and did a couple more items Chris got them all right. The man said, “In the show there will be some nudity are you willing to do that.”

Chris said, “For the right price.”

The man said, “Oh don’t worry you will get everything you want. Now to make sure you’re not modest will you undress for me?”

Chris said, “Seriously.”

The man said, “Yes.”

Chris said, “OK.”

Chris stripped naked and then he said, “Ok now what.”

The man in black took a camera out of no where and snapped a picture Chris said, “Wait what was that?”

The man said, “Our producers want someone who fits a mold so they also want pictures. Now put the baby stuff on.”

Chris said, “Ok.”

He then walked over to the table and put the diaper on first and then the bonnet the pacifier when he was done the man in black took another photo.

The man said, “Very good now get dressed and I will tell you where to go for the part. Oh one more thing I am going to give you a contract you and your mother have to sign.”

Chris said, “Wait my mother why?”

The man said, “All your question will be answered when you come for the audition.”

Chris thinking about said, “I don’t think this is for me.”

The man said, “Ok but I am telling you if you don’t show up I will release these pictures online and your secret will get out plus people will see your tiny penis. Now will you be there.”

Chris nodded the man said, “Good.”

The man then gave Chris the card and the contract and left. Chris looked at the card and read the info it said, “51 Roswell Street at 8pm.” Chris knew where that was. He then looked at the clock and realized an hour was almost up. Chris took the baby cloth off and got dressed. Then Chris walked out and a few people came up to him and said, “What did he do?”

Chris said, “Nothing why?”

The people who also applied for the audition said, “We filled out the same paperwork and you got the part. Based on the questions what did he do?”

Chris said, “You will have to see the show. Now I have to go.”

Chris walked to the front of the mall and his mother was waiting

He started to walk outside and his mother asked, “So what happened? Did you get the part?”

Chris said, “It was interesting I got the part it begins tonight. But you and I have to sign something.”

They got in the car and drove his mother asked him some more questions, “Why do I have to sign it?”

Chris said, “I don’t know when we go tonight ask them.”

After more talking they reached home. Chris took a shower and got dressed for the audition. Around 7:30 his mother and him got into the car and went to the audition. But before they could make it all of a sudden his mother’s car went out of control and hit a tree. No one was around. Chris and his mother were not in serious condition but it got worse. A brite light then surrounded the car and before Chris and his mother went unconscious he swore he saw purple gas coming out of the vents.