An Easy Job

Chapter 2
Baby Talk

Chapter Description: Timmy's first day of "work" begins. He makes some new friends and learns baby talk is more than just mindless gibberish.

I couldn’t believe it, one minute I had been fully grown man and the next I was a baby wearing a thick diaper. The interview with Sara had not gone at all how I had expected it would. All of a sudden as was I staring at both myself and Sara in the mirror I realized something: I recognized Sara. I remember Sara being the person who watched me when I was in preschool…no wait, I was younger than that. Sara was here ever since my first time going to Sunnydaze back before I was two…that didn’t seem right; how could I remember that? More importantly why did it look like she hadn’t aged a day? Looking at myself reminded me of the answer to that question. My thoughts were quickly interrupted by Sara putting me into a highchair.

“Okay baby Timmy it’s time for your first test; lucky for you it’s a really easy one.” She said as she got a container of a bright yellow colored baby food down from a cupboard.

“Goo ga goo ga Sawah pthwbbb!” I said in response and then quickly went silent in shock at my inability to speak.

“Awww is wittle baby Timmy trying to talk? Silly baby, you’re only one year old, you don’t know very many words. I know your mind is intact, but the magic of the gas causes you to only be able to do things that a normal one year old baby can: which means no talking, walking, or using the potty! Now I’m sure you’re hungry, it’s time for breakfast.”

Sara got a big spoonful of the strange looking baby food and tried to feed it to me. Now that I had a better look at the food it kind of looked like it was glowing. I didn’t like the look of this at all and was being stubborn which caused Sara to start making airplane noises. This old trick wouldn’t work on me, I wouldn’t…HEY! I was opening my mouth just like a real baby. The food tasted weird and it made me feel…strange. It was weird, suddenly a feeling of pure happiness came over me and I began to giggle uncontrollably. Sara began vigorously scribbling down notes on a clipboard the moment I broke out into laughter. She fed me the rest of the food, which I ate happily, and then sat me down in a play pen.

“Okay Timmy, I’ve got to go do some grown-up stuff for a little bit. Don’t you worry though, the camera in your room will record the rest of this test. Bye bye wittle Timmy.”

Ha ha ha, Sara was so pretty and nice, being a baby was fun! I was having a great time just sitting on the floor, I couldn’t wait until Sara came back with fun toys and games, and maybe she would even play peekaboo with me! I love that game! Oh wow! There’s some cool blocks over there! I began to play happily with the baby blocks and the other baby toys…why was I calling them that anyways, I’m a baby, they’re just block and toys for me. Sarah gave that funny gas so I could wear my diapee and have fun again! And she gave me that food that made me feel all funny, this was so fun it almost made up for me being away from mommy…wait mommy’s not here! Mommy’s NOT HERE!

“WAH! MOMMA!! WAH!” I began to cry fearfully.

I sat there crying for what felt like an eternity, but was actually probably just a minute or two, I strangely had a huge desire to be with my mommy…mother I mean mother…what the heck just happened?! For a moment there I actually felt and was thinking like a baby. My confusion was quickly interrupted by Sara running into the room and picking me up.

“Aw poor baby, you miss your mommy? It’s okay baby Timmy, you’ll see her again when the summer is over, maybe she’ll even have to pick you up from here. Uh oh looks like someone’s diaper is wet, we had better get you into a fresh one.”

Sara carried me over to the changing table and quickly got to work on changing me. I had no idea what came over me, the thoughts were just so natural. It must have had something to do with the glowing yellow baby food, but how could just eating some food do that…well probably the same way breathing in some gas could turn me into a baby. These people knew some sort of crazy magic and now that I think about it, compared to making me a baby again, a happy baby thoughts potion seemed like a simple parlor trick. I shuddered at this realization though; if the people at Sunnydaze had magical abilities that went beyond just making me younger this could be even worse than I first thought. My worried thoughts were suddenly interrupted by my diaper straps loudly being snapped together.

“All done, now we get to test our brand new diaper model on you. This is our new ultra absorption diaper. We made the diaper with a special material that does such a good job at absorbing moisture; you should only need to be changed when you go number two. The only real side effect we’ve seen from this diaper so far is it can swell up to really large sizes, you shouldn’t have to worry about rashes or leaks, but for some reason the diaper just traps your pee pee away and keeps it sealed in there. Hopefully we’ll have that fixed in this new model.”

Sara picked me up and began to carry me out of the room and into the hallway. She wasn’t going to take me to be out with all the other kids was she?! I didn’t want to go out there, what if someone saw me and recognized me? I quickly shuck that thought off, it had been over a decade since I last had been here, I doubt anyone but Sara would even know who I am. Sara did indeed take me to the baby room where I saw…MY EXGIRLFRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL?! She was there working and wearing a Sunnydaze uniform. I had no idea she worked here, though I guess I wouldn’t have known since I hadn’t talked to or seen her in months.

“We’ve got a new tester today Amber, he did really well on his interview, we’re testing the new ultra absorber on him so only change him if he poops.”

“Sure thing Sara, I’ll take good care of him.” Amber replied as she took me from Sara’s arms, she looked at me for a bit and then smiled.

“Ha ha is that who I think it is? Sara is our new tester named: Timothy?”

“Why yes, though we like to call him Timmy, do you know him Amber?”

“He he, yeah I know ‘Timmy’ really well, we dated in high school. His mom showed me some of his baby pictures one night, that’s how I recognized him.”

“Oh isn’t that fun! It’s a small world I guess. You should have ‘fun’ taking care of him then. I’ll be back for him once he poops his diaper, let me know as soon as that happens, I need to run the next test as soon as this one concluded.” Sara said as she walked out of the room.

“Don’t worry Sara, I’ll be sure and let you know, and I’ll take real good care of baby Timmy.”

Amber smiled devilishly as she turned her head towards me. She was a short (I guess I should say short when I was my normal age) red headed girl who I had always thought looked really cute, the trouble was it always felt like she wanted absolute control over my life. I ended breaking up with her because I wanted more say in important decisions. She tickled me a bit as she began carrying me towards a closet.

“Well well look how things have changed Timmy; I remember you telling me you wanted more control in our relationship, that you wanted a wife not another mom. Well if you had listened to me you might’ve had a beautiful wife and a better job than this, Sara is my aunt, I know what goes on here and I could’ve told you not to take this job. Instead you had to ‘be your own man’ and break up with me, so now you get me as a mom instead. Don’t worry though, I’m a very good mommy, we’re going to have a lot of fun…though I might have a little more fun than you.”

This can’t be happening! She recognized me right off the bat and now she had just what she had always wanted: absolute control over me. Amber walked right over to the closet and began looking through it, pausing every now and then to let out an evil sounding giggle, and then she went right back to looking. Finally she pulled out a pink bunny suit and unzipped the back of it. I tried with all my might (which wasn’t very much) to resist, but Amber got me into the suit with relative ease. The suit at first felt really loose on me, I almost thought she had grabbed the wrong size, but suddenly it shrank and tightened up fitting me like a second skin.

“Ha ha ha, now you look like a cute baby bunny Timmy! You’re lucky I didn’t put you into one of our experimental transformation suits or you might be a real baby bunny right now. Go hop along and find some friends to play with sweetie, have fun!”

If I ever got out of here and back to my correct age Amber was going to pay for this. I tried my best to avoid the other babies but one of the older baby girls toddled her way over to me. She looked like she was Asian with black hair in pig tails and she wore a short red dress that didn’t even fully cover her diaper.

She came up to me and said, “Hi wittle bunwy baby, I Lisa, who is you?” I didn’t respond for a bit and then Lisa began baby talking and to my surprise I could understand her saying, “Hi wittle bunny baby, I’m Lisa, who are you?”

I was happy to know that I could talk to someone and immediately replied, “Hi Wisa! I is Timmy, me new here, Sawah just bringed me.”

“Nice to meet you Timmy, I like your bunny costume: it’s really cute. Since you’re new you probably don’t have any friends yet. Let me take you over to meet mine.”

Lisa grabbed my hand and I was slowly led by her to meet her friends. It was weird, her baby talk to me seemed like what a normal person would talk like, but my baby talk came out like…well baby talk. I was surprised to learn baby talk was understandable as a language at all, I had always assumed it was just gibberish, this day just keeps getting weirder. I saw a small group of babies that must have been Lisa’s friends. There was a baby boy about my age (well the age of my body anyway), he had short brown hair and he wore a red t-shirt and a simple white diaper. There was also a toddler boy with curly red hair; he wore blue overalls and a white t-shirt. Finally the last one was a toddler girl with straight blond hair who was in a very nice looking pink dress that went down to her knees. They all looked at me inquisitively as we came up to them.

“Hey guys, this is Timmy, it’s his first day here and I thoughted he needed some friends.”

The toddler in overalls quickly responded, “He wooks funny Wisa, I don’t know if I wants to hang out with someone in a siwwy bunny suit, especiawy a PINK one!”

The toddler in the dress snapped back, “There’s nothing wrong with pink Billy! I think he looks cute, you can play with us bunny baby!”

“NUH UH, we has to all agwee Jiwl! Matt hasn’t even said anything yet!”

The baby in the red shirt suddenly shouted, “Bunny should pway wit us! Den I no be the wittlest baby here”

“Well Billy you heard Matt, it’s…let’s see *Lisa looked at her fingers for a little while* four…no five…no THREE! To one, so he gets to play with us.” Lisa said with a smile on her face.

“Fine, but he better nots be a wimpy baby, I wants to pway dangewous games today.”

“He’ll be fine Billy, besides even he doesn’ts know hows to be brave he can just be pretends to be Jill’s pet bunny.”

“Oooo yes! Please be my pet bunny Timmy! Please! Please!” Jill said with an eager look on her face.

This was all so weird; I never knew babies could communicate this well. Maybe this was actually a dream after all? That was starting to sound easier to believe than all this. My doubts were interrupted by the sight of Jill looking at me with puppy dog eyes. I was unsure what to do. Part of me felt like getting dragged around as some baby girl’s pretend “pet bunny” would be humiliating, but I also felt like I might as well have some friends to be with if I was going to be here all summer. Also how could I disappoint such a cute and innocent little girl? I was probably going to regret this later but...

“Otay Jiwl, I’wl be you pet bunny!” I finally replied.

“YAY! Come with me Timmy! We need to get to my castle before the evil witch Lisamisus captures us!”

“You’re too late Princess Jillian! I have already arriveds, you and your bunny are now my prisoners!” Lisa said suddenly.

Lisa quickly led both of us over to a ball pit and pushed us in.

“Now you shalls suffers in of the pit of a towsand freezings balls! Sir Billy and Square Mattfew cannots saves you now!”

For a good portion of the morning we played this game. Billy was always the knight in shining armor and Matt was always his sidekick, Lisa loved playing the villain, and Jill adored being damsel in distress (mostly because she got to be a princess). Had I known that being Lisa’s pet bunny would involve being drug around and constantly being nearly choked to death because of her hugs I think I would’ve found someone else to play with. Despite all this I actually managed to have some fun, not with the game itself, but it was kind of cute and hilarious seeing how they thought a knight, witch, and princess should act. This fun of mine was suddenly interrupted though; I felt a warm wetness expanding in my diaper, but as suddenly as the wet feeling came it vanished. My diaper quickly expanded and so did the bunny suit around it, it wasn’t too big, but the suit clearly showed the shape of my diaper.

“Whoa Timmy look at your diapee! I think it just grew.” Jill said half concerned and half curious.

“Big deawl Jiwl, he probably just needs a diapee change.” Billy replied.

Suddenly I heard my suit unzip and felt a hand get stuck right in my private regions, “Looks like the diaper is working. You’re completely dry, we’ll have to see if it lets the pee dry up that it sealed away inside though” Amber said, as she took the suit off me.

“I see you made some friends Timmy, I guess you can wear something else, I’ll have to think of something good to put you in later. For now you can just be in your diaper, have fun Timmy.”

I hadn’t even heard her coming! I wonder how long Amber was watching me? Did she see the whole thing? Of course she did! It’s her job to watch all of us, how could she not have? I turned bright red in embarrassment which got me some confused looks from the other babies.

“Timmy are you okay? You face is all red, did she draw on it when we wasn’t looking?” Lisa asked.

“No…I otay, wets pway some more” I said trying to change the subject.

“Nah I’m twied of pwaying knwights, wets go pway with toys.” Billy said as began toddling over towards a pile of toys.

The toddlers began moving towards the toys while Matt and I slowly tried following, it was weird I suddenly felt really tried. I just needed to lay down for a bit and then I’d go play with the older kids…just for a little…bit…and I fell fast asleep right on the carpet.